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- List of episodes. The seventh season of the American animated series SpongeBob SquarePants, created by former marine biologist and animator Stephen Hillenburg, was announced on March 13, 2008. It premiered on July 19, 2009, with the episode 'Tentacle-Vision' and ended on June 11, 2011 with the episode 'The Curse of the Hex.'
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Episode 1[edit]
Accidents Will Happen (1.1)[edit]
The Other Patty (1.2)[edit]
Episode 2[edit]
Drive Thru (2.1)[edit]
- Squidward: Ah! Ooh! I'm not faking you know. It really hurt. a lot.
- Plankton: Chum Nuggets… Get it before… [his left arm fall apart] …My arm falls off.
The Hot Shot (2.2)[edit]
Episode 3[edit]
A Friendly Game (3.1)[edit]
Sentimental Sponge (3.2)[edit]
Frozen Face-Off (Episode 4)[edit]
Episode 5[edit]
Squidward's School for Grown-Ups (5.1)[edit]
- SpongeBob: [showing off a 'fancy' outfit that he is wearing] So, umm.what do you guys think? Sweet duds, huh, Patrick?
- Patrick: Ha ha, sure are! [Squidward clears his throat] .for a baby.
- Squidward: Well played, Patrick! Well played.
- SpongeBob: Beard! I must remove that beard!
- Patrick: Hey! Stop that beard!
- SpongeBob: Patrick! That's not a beard! It's a sea urchin!
- Squidward: That's what I thought you. [gets a tomato tossed right in his face] No, no! I didn't mean it like that! I meant. [gets bombarded with even more fruit]
Oral Report (5.2)[edit]
- SpongeBob: Patrick, you're kinda derailing the proceedings here. Just focus on me, huh?
- Patrick: Alright, alright. [stares at SpongeBob with bloodshot eyes]
- SpongeBob: Patrick, nobody throws pillows in class!
- Patrick: Says you! SPEECH!
- Patrick: Try again.
- SpongeBob: [panting] Boating.safety.
(Patrick crashes together a pair of cymbals, causing SpongeBob to lose his balance and fall off the treadmill while still holding the handlebars)
- Patrick: Come on, SquarePants. Is this the best you can do?
- SpongeBob: Patrick, I don't think this is working.
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- Patrick: [shouts] SPEECH!!! [startled, SpongeBob jumps up in his normal form. Patrick continues yelling the same word repeatedly, making SpongeBob even more nervous] SPEECH!! SPEECH!! SPEECH!! SPEECH!! SPEECH!! SPEECH!! [his eyes are now talking] SPEECH!! SPEECH!! SPEECH!! SPEECH!! SPEECH!! SPEE--
- SpongeBob: Patrick, stop! Somehow, you're help just isn't helping. I am even more nervous about this oral report than I've ever been about anything. [shivers]
Episode 6[edit]
Sweet and Sour Squid (6.1)[edit]
The Googly Artiste (6.2)[edit]
SpongeBob's Runaway Roadtrip (Episodes 7–9)[edit]
A SquarePants Family Vacation (Episode 7)[edit]
Episode 8[edit]
Patrick's Staycation (8.1)[edit]
Walking the Plankton (8.2)[edit]
Episode 9[edit]
Mooncation (9.1)[edit]
Mr. Krabs Takes a Vacation (9.2)[edit]
Ghoul Fools (Episode 10)[edit]
Episode 11[edit]
Mermaid Man Begins (XI.I)[edit]
- Mermaid Man: [slaps forehead] The story. Yes. [a new flashback begins, very similar to the first one] I was a young, handsome muscular lad, soaking up the sun's rays on the beach, when suddenly I became drowsy. [Mermaid Man in the flashback falls asleep instantly] A wave came ashore and drew me back into the ocean!
- Young Mermaid Man: Help! [coughing]
- Mermaid Man: [narrating] Suddenly, I realized I was being sucked under by a violent whirlpool! I was running out of oxygen fast. [sinks to the bottom of the sea and gives up trying the struggle] But before I drowned, I was rescued by mermaids. [carried through the ocean by 2 mermaids] They took me to the ocean floor, where they gave me a magic sea star that allowed me to breathe underwater. [Mermaid Man in the past inhales and exhales deeply, then falls asleep, the present Mermaid Man falls asleep also]
- Barnacle Boy: Wake up, you old coot.
- Mermaid Man: [wakes up after being nudged by Barnacle Boy] Huh?
- Barnacle Boy: Finish the story.
- SpongeBob: [excitedly] Yeah, Mermaid Man. What about Barnacle Boy?
- Patrick: Yeah, how'd you 2 meet?
- Mermaid Man: [slapping his temples] Oh. Sorry, boys. There I was in the ocean, the only human who could breathe underwater. [flashback resumes] Alas, such a life got lonely real fast, I had no other humans to talk to. What was a man to do? Then my question was answered. [the bottom of a boat is seen in the flashback, then the port side of the boat is shown, where a very young Barnacle Boy is scraping barnacles off the wood. The captain of the boat appears]
- Captain: Hey, Barnacle Boy. Make sure you scrape the barnacles underneath, too.
- Young Barnacle Boy: Aye, aye. [takes a deep breath and lowers himself underwater to get the barnacles under the surface]
- Young Mermaid Man: A boy in trouble! I've got to act fast or he'll drown. [swims to Barnacle Boy] Fear not, young man, I'll take care of this.
- Mermaid Man: [narrating once again] I used my new telekinetic powers to draw barnacles into Barnacle Boy's body, where they took the place of his lungs so he could breathe underwater, too. [Young Barnacle Boy inhales] It was at that moment when we decided to team up.
- SpongeBob: [the flashback has ended] Ohhh, so that's how you guys got together.
- Barnacle Boy: No, no, no. [shaking head and crossing arms] The reason I teamed up with this joker is because. I was stuck breathing underwater for the rest of my life.
- Mermaid Man: Oh. yeah. ([to Barnacle Boy] Sorry about that.)
- Barnacle Boy: (No hard feelings.) [to SpongeBob and Patrick] Anyway, from that day forward, we became…
- Johnny: .Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy, superhero crime fighters!
- Young Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy: [new flashback begins, an alarm is clanging while people are shouting] A crime in progress! [A bank robber laughs maniacally as he is stealing bags of cash from the First Nautical Bank]
- Banker: Stop, thief!
- Young Barnacle Boy: See if you think this is funny, evildoer. [He rapidly spits barnacles at the robber, knocking him down] Who's laughing now, thieving scum?
- Banker: [shaking Mermaid Man's hand] Thank you, sir and to whom do I owe this debt of gratitude?
- Young Mermaid Man: You can thank me, Mermaid Man. [Barnacle Boy's seen shaking in indignity in the background]
- Man Ray: [new flashback begins, Man Ray has the upper hand in a duel against Barnacle Boy. He laughs] You're mine!
- Young Barnacle Boy: [shoots web a web of cheese-like material that binds and gags Man Ray] How'd you like to taste my tentacle zapper, Man Ray?
- Young Mermaid Man: [dialing a pay phone] Hello? [indistinct response] So, what are you wearing? [indistinct response] Oh. In that case, can I get a large pepperoni pizza, extra cheese? Thanks. [Barnacle Boy slaps his head in disgust]
- [The origin special plays.]
- Narrator: The story of Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy all started here.
- Tim: Come on, Ernie! The movie's about to start. Where's the popcorn?
- Ernie: It's in the microwave, Tim.
- Narrator: At that very moment in the apartment directly above, a rogue scientist doing tests on radioactive ants knocks over a jar of his infected specimens, one of which, without any hesitation, crawls down one floor and miraculously lands undetected. It viciously bites our soon-to-be superhero. He screams in pain.!
- Ernie: Ahh!
- Narrator: .Stumbling backwards!
- Tim: What on earth?
- Narrator: In a split-second, both men find themselves in a freefall that sends them squarely through the roof of a vats of acid factory, and into a vat of acid that is tipped over by an errant alien spaceship, carrying the 2 blindly on a wave of acid during a solar eclipse on a leap year (February 29), precariously careening onto a bomb-testing site, where a cataclysmic explosion exposes our heroes in waiting to highly toxic radium gases. Then, as fate would have it, magical storm clouds move in, zapping both men with a neon-plaid lightning bolt and raining radioactive ooze, which, through centrifugal and electromagnetic turbulence, causes a powerful earthquake deep in the jungle 2,000 miles away, consequently unearthing a magical crystal with wings that flies to Ernie and Tim's exact location, and powered by super gamma energy currents, pilots them to open skies until, not paying attention, the crystal clips the top of a billboard, flinging the two back to their apartment miraculously unharmed, when.
- Ernie: Hey, the popcorn's ready!
- Johnny: .They proceed with movie night, and eat slightly overcooked popcorn.
- Tim: Mmmm. I think you overcooked this a little.
- Johnny: Suddenly, an amazing reaction to the overcooked popcorn hits them with a jolt of cosmic super energy, metamorphosing Ernie into an incredibly strong, seastar-wearing superhero and Tim into a slightly less strong, but also super sailor-looking guy.
- Tim (Barnacle Boy): I have the sudden and incredibly urge to breathe water instead of air.
- Ernie (Mermaid Man): As do I.
- Narrator: And that is how they became the superheroes we have come to know as. Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy - Defenders of the Deep!
Plankton's Good Eye (11.2)[edit]
Episode 12[edit]
Barnacle Face (12.1)[edit]
Pet Sitter Pat (12.2)[edit]
Episode 13[edit]
House Sittin' for Sandy (13.1)[edit]
Smoothe Jazz at Bikini Bottom (13.2)[edit]
Episode 14[edit]
Bubble Troubles (14.1)[edit]
The Way of the Sponge (14.2)[edit]
- Fuzzy Acorns: Congratulations, Sandy. You've managed to put your opponent to sleep in under 1 minute. [lifts his finger, touches the wood, causing it to collapse, and waking Spongebob up] Too bad your opponent didn't put up a fight. I was prepared to give you the lowest of belts: a clear belt. But now I realized, you're unfit to wear a belt of any kind INCLUDING THE ONE THAT HOLDS UP YOUR PANTS![snatches off Spongebob's belt, causing his pants to fall off]
- Sandy: Don't be disappointed, Spongebob. A belt isn't the most important thing in karate.
- Spongebob: [depressed] Easy for you to say, Sandy. Your pants aren't down around your ankles.
- Fuzzy Acorns: And I'm revoking your black belt. [snatches Sandy's black belt right off]
- Sandy: Hey. You can't do that.
- Fuzzy Acorns: Oh yes, I can, for wasting my time, bringing me this SORRY EXCUSE FOR A STUDENT! Stick to something you're good at, son.
- Spongebob: Yes, sensei. [walks out of Sandy's house, while also having trouble staying up]
- Sandy: That was pretty lowdown, Fuzzy. The way you humiliated my friend.
- Fuzzy Acorns: The sponge one will never earn his belt.
- Sandy: I know Spongebob will impress you if you give him one more chance.
- Fuzzy Acorns: Silence. No more chances. Sensei never gives two chances. If you really want to impress me, show me where I can get a decent meal around here. Lunchtime approaches.
- Sandy: That's it! [excited] I'll take him to the Krusty Krab and then, he might just find himself impressed by a certain sandwich maker.
- Fuzzy Acorns: Who are you talking to?
Episode 15[edit]
The Krabby Patty That Ate Bikini Bottom (15.1)[edit]
Bubble Buddy Returns (15.2)[edit]
Episode 16[edit]
Restraining SpongeBob (16.1)[edit]
Fiasco! (16.2)[edit]
Episode 17[edit]
Are You Happy Now? (17.1)[edit]
Planet of the Jellyfish (17.2)[edit]
Episode 18[edit]
Free Samples (18.1)[edit]
Home Sweet Rubble (18.2)[edit]
Episode 19[edit]
Karen 2.0 (19.1)[edit]
InSPONGEiac (19.2)[edit]
Episode 20[edit]
Face Freezeǃ (20.1)[edit]
Glove World R.I.P. (20.2)[edit]
Episode 21[edit]
Squiditis (21.1)[edit]
- SpongeBob: [bursts into Mr. Krabs’ office] MR. KRABS!!!
- Mr. Krabs: Neptune's Knee-highs, lad! How many times do I have to remind you to knock?!
- SpongeBob: [knocking, emphasizing each syllable] MIS.TER.KRABS.
Demolition Doofus (21.2)[edit]
- Captain Lutefisk: Welcome to the Bikini Bottom Demolition Derby! Allow me to introduce our contestants! [Camera switches to a giant, muscular purple in a shark-like boat] First off, bane to crossing guards everywhere: The Kruncher! [Crowd cheers for The Kruncher] And from the darkest depths of the briney blue: Diving Bell Dan! [Diving Bell Dan pounds his chest] And of course, you know and admire: Blow Torch! [Blow Torch breathes out fire] And the funniest driver of all: The Cackling Cruiser! (The Cackling Crusier laughs) Now with introductions out of the way.[Notices SpongeBob drive up between the Kruncher and Blow Torch].Oh! I almost forgot! (Laughs) The Squish!
- Captain Lutefisk: Oh! Ooh! Le Squish turns it around with a rare face-tread maneuver!
- Mrs. Puff: Why. are you still. ALIVE?!?!
- SpongeBob: Put it in drive?! Thanks Mrs. Puff, You're the best!
Episode 22[edit]
Treats! (22.1)[edit]
- Factory Worker: We're closed! Do I have to spell it out for you? C-S-L-O-S-Z-E-D. Cuh-losed! Not only that, but the very last box of Snail Bites shipped out days ago! They were such a hit they flew out of the stores and now, we've run out of ingredients! From what I hear, the owner even dropped out of the snail food business entirely! Yeah and why wouldn't he, huh? He's made his money!
- SpongeBob: You see, Gary? There are no more--
- Factory Worker: I mean, it's not like I would do the same thing if I were in his shoes!
- SpongeBob: So, you see, Gary, there.
- Factory Worker: Why would anybody go out punishing themselves, just for the sake of the happiness of a few pets or.
- SpongeBob: Would you mind being quiet for one second, please!
- Factory Worker: Sorry.
For Here or to Go (22.2)[edit]
It's a SpongeBob Christmas! (Episode 23)[edit]
- This Christmas special is focused on SpongeBob and Plankton.
- SpongeBob: Hi, Squidward. What are you doing today?
- Squidward: Stringing lights so Santa knows, in no uncertain terms. [turns on lights reading 'GO AWAY'] .To 'GO AWAY'!
- SpongeBob: Okayy.
- SpongeBob: Ooh, what's that?
- Patrick: It's a trap! A trap for Santa!
- SpongeBob: Ooh, baited with Christmas treats?
- Patrick: [singing, to the 'Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy' tune] I will trap Santa in my box, locked up like Fort Knox and make him stop the clocks, and then we'll have Christmas all. year. looo-ooo-ong! [sees the cookie meant as bait] Hey, a cookie! [gets trapped by himself, anyway, as a result]
- SpongeBob: Ahoy, everybody! [clicks his fingers and mistletoe appears over the heads of the two fish he fed Plankton's fruitcake to, curing them of jerktonium poisoning. He clicks again and a pile of presents appears, curing two other fish. A little boy begins to play Christmas baubles like bells] [singing] Bring joy to the world, it's the thing to do, but the world does not revolve around you.
Don't be a jerk.
It's Christmas! [Throws a snowball at Mr Krabs and cures him]
Be nice to babies and animals.
Old folks, too.
'Cause that's how you'd like them to treat you!
Use turn signals.
Don't screen my calls.
Don't you wreck the house when you deck the halls.
Spit your gum where it won't wind up on my shoe.
Squeeze toothpaste from the bottom of the tube.
Don't be a jerk.
It's Christmas! It's Christmas! [hands a gift to Pearl, who continues to pass it down a line, curing people as they receive it, except for Squidward, who is unaffected]
When others are talking, never interrupt.
Don't put people down or leave the toilet seat up.
'Tis the season to be jolly, not jerky! - SpongeBob's Friends and Co.: [in background chorus' voices] Jolly, not jerky!
- SpongeBob: Santa brought nearly every gift on your list.
Why whine about the 1 that he missed?
Don't be a jerk! - SpongeBob's Friends and Co.: [in background chorus' voices] Don't be a jerk.
- SpongeBob: It's Christmas! It's Christmas!
Don't be a jerk. - SpongeBob's Friends and Co.: [in background chorus' voices] Don't be a jerk.
- SpongeBob: It's Christmas! It's Christmas!
Episode 24[edit]
Super Evil Aquatic Villain Team Up is Go! (XXIV.I)[edit]
Chum Fricassee (24.2)[edit]
Episode 25[edit]
The Good Krabby Name (25.1)[edit]
Move It or Lose It (25.2)[edit]
Hello Bikini Bottom! (Episode 26)[edit]
- Squidward: [to SpongeBob] The day I willingly practice my musical art with you is the day I grow hair on my.
- Squidward: This is our worst gig yet! Children's parties! Well, if this is the way this tour is being organized, then I would like to– OOOOOOOOOOOOWWWW!!! [turns around and finds that a child has pinned a tail onto his behind] I am not a donkey fish!
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SpongeBob SquarePants (1999-) is an animated TV series, airing on Nickelodeon about the adventures and endeavors of the title character and his various friends in the fictional underwater city of Bikini Bottom. It spawned a movie, followed by several short films, and video games.
Episode 1[edit]
Fear of a Krabby Patty (1.1)[edit]
- Mr. Krabs:What do you boys think of my masterpiece?
- SpongeBob: [reading the sign] New business hours: 6 a.m. to 11 p.m.
- Squidward: What?! That is totally unfair!
- SpongeBob: Squidward's right. That's totally unfair! Couldn't we get to work earlier than 6:00 a.m.? Like 5:30 a.m.? Or 5:00 a.m.? Or 4:00 a.m.? Or--
- Squidward: [zips up the chef's window] Zip it!
- Old Man Walker: Wait, what's going on? Whoa, whoa! [floats by, confusedly]
Shell of a Man (1.2)[edit]
Episode 2[edit]
The Lost Mattress (2.1)[edit]
Krabs vs. Plankton (2.2)[edit]
Have You Seen This Snail? (Episode 3)[edit]
Episode 4[edit]
Skill Crane (4.1)[edit]
Good Neighbors (4.2)[edit]
- Squidward: [Angrily twitches his eye. As SpongeBob continues wiggling his toes, he furiously turns red and makes his way towards the front door] Alright, you two! OUT! [SpongeBob and Patrick walk out] And don't even think about dragging your empty skulls around here for the rest of the day. Or tomorrow, or next week.
- SpongeBob: Squidward, does that include.
- Squidward: [angrily screams] Yes, it does! [furiously slams door]
- SpongeBob: Gee, Patrick, do you think Squidward was trying to tell us something?
- Squidward: [Angrily busts head through the door, exploding] YES, I WAS!!! You call yourselves good neighbors?! You're the worst neighbors ever! [deep breath] You don't deserve to wear those fezzes! [furiously takes SpongeBob and Patrick's fezzes and angrily stomps them into the ground]
- SpongeBob: Gee, Pat, maybe President Squidward's right.
- Patrick: Yeah, I guess we aren't good neighbors after all.
- Squidward: [Pops his head out of the hole in the middle of the door and furiously explodes once again] NO, YOU AREN'T!!! You're horrible neighbors! [he angrily hyperventilates]AND STOP CALLING ME PRESIDENT!
Episode 5[edit]
Selling Out (5.1)[edit]
Funny Pants (5.2)[edit]
- Squidward: Another day, another nickel.
Dunces and Dragons (Episode 6)[edit]
- Guard: Right this way.
- SpongeBob: Excuse me, but I believeth you meanteth to say, 'Righteth this way-eth!'
- Guard: [holds his spear up to his throat, gulps, then puts it down] Some day, but not today.
- Patrick: Me thinks it's mutton-tastic!
Episode 7[edit]
Enemy In-Law (7.1)[edit]
- Plankton: Excuse me! I can't reach my silverware!
- SpongeBob: Terribly sorry, sir. [pulls out a smaller chair and table, places it on the big table, and puts Plankton into it] Will there be anything else?
- Plankton: Is my tie on straight?
- SpongeBob: You. look FABULOUS!!
Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy VI: The Motion Picture (VII.II)[edit]
- Narrator: It's Mermaid Man! Savior of the deep! [in comes Barnacle Boy] And his young fit servant, Barnacle Boy.
- Mermaid Man: Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy. unite! [both put rings together, then jump down onto Kelp Thing's car] Kelp Thing, this is a posted, no-parking zone.
- Kelp Thing: But I must do what I do. [jumps up in the air until he notices his car is being towed] Huh? [jumps down and then walks away]
- Mermaid Man: Evil can't park here between the hours of 6 a.m. and 12 p.m.!
Episode 8[edit]
Patrick Smartpants (8.1)[edit]
- SpongeBob: Patrick! You're back!
- Patrick: Patrick, you're back.
- [They hug each other]
SquidBob TentaclePants (8.2)[edit]
- Sandy: Whoo-wee, there you boys are. Looks like I'm just in time.
- SpongeBob/Squidward: Sandy?
- Sandy: One blast of this Molecular Separator Ray and you'll be separated for good.
- [SpongeBob and Squidward try to tell Sandy not to blast them, but was too late, she blasts the ray at Squidward and SpongeBob and it separates them. Crowd gasps]
- Squidward: [SpongeBob gives him back his clarinet] Hmph. [plays clarinet off-key making SpongeBob cheer for him, but the audience hates it as they block their ears, Old Man Jenkins faints off his chair]
- Mary: I think I'm going to be sick.
- [Squidward blows his clarinet at Billy which blows his skin off and shows his skeleton]
- Billy: Ah, I'm out of here!
- Squidward: Huh, no wait. Wait! [everyone leaves] Oh, my one moment of fame. gone. [grabs the Molecular Separator Ray] There's got to be some way to reverse this. [pushes the button over and over]
- Sandy: No, Squidward! That's a very sensitive device!
- SpongeBob: Squidward, I wouldn't.
- [The Molecular Separator Ray blasts into the final scene]
- Therapist: [talking to Squidward] So, what seems to be the problem, Mr. Tentacles?
- Squidward: It all started. when I was born.
- [The camera zooms out revealing SpongeBob, Patrick, Mr. Krabs, Sandy, Mrs. Puff, and Pearl, joined in Squidward's body as the episode ends]
Episode 9[edit]
Krusty Towers (9.1)[edit]
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- [Towards the end of the episode, Mr. Krabs, SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward wind up in the hospital. Mr. Krabs is alarmed to see at how high their medical bill is]
- Mr. Krabs: $15,000!?!
- Squidward: You're not going to have a heart attack, are you?
- Mr. Krabs: Not at these prices! Forget hotels, this hospital wreck's where the money is!
- Patrick: This is a hospital?
- Mr. Krabs: Pack your bags, boys, you're going to medical school!
- Patrick and SpongeBob: Hooray!
- Squidward: Oh, boy.
Mrs. Puff, You're Fired (9.2)[edit]
- SpongeBob: [after he destroys every obstacle in the driving course] So, heh. how'd I do?
- Roderick: How'd you do? [lifts up a broken fragment of a civilian obstacle SpongeBob destroyed] Why don't you ask the shattered remains of this 'pedestrian' HOW YOU DID?!
Episode 10[edit]
Chimps Ahoy (10.1)[edit]
- Patrick: That's 'Mr. Dr. Professor Patrick' to you.
Ghost Host (10.2)[edit]
- Flying Dutchman: Actually, I have a confession, SpongeBob. My ship's been done for 3 months now. Well, it was nice roomin' with ya. [flies back up to his ship] Oh yeah, I almost forgot! I left you a little something something for all your trouble. Now, it's time for me to ruin more souls. [ships sails off. SpongeBob opens the package. A hand grabs the sponge and eats him and belches SpongeBob laughs]
- SpongeBob: Hahaha! Good Ol' Dutchie!
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Episode 11[edit]
Whale of a Birthday (11.1)[edit]
- Boys Who Cry: ('It's all about you') It's all about you, girl. on your 16th birthday!
Pay attention to you, girl, everyone has to do just what you say.
You get your very own spotlight tonight, cuz it's all about you!
Yeah, it's all about Pearl! [to Pearl] You're the birthday girl!
Karate Island (11.2)[edit]
Episode 12[edit]
All That Glitters (12.1)[edit]
- [At the hospital, the spatula's hospital bed from the start of the episode, with the pulse meter slowing, then becomes a flat line]
- SpongeBob: Spatula?? It can't be true. It's too late! [cries]
- Doctor: SpongeBob, I-I hate to tell you this.
- SpongeBob: I know. He's moved on to the big kitchen drawer in the sky. Hes gone! [sobs]
- Doctor: Actually, it's not that. I didn't get the acting part.
- SpongeBob: Oh, I'm so sorry.
- [SpongeBob cries some more]
- Doctor: Oh, by the way, that's not your spatula. Your buddy's all patched up in the infirmary.
- [The scene pans over to the Infirmary where Spat is in a wheelchair]
- SpongeBob: [gasps] Spatula!
- [SpongeBob runs into the infirmary]
- SpongeBob: Oh, buddy! Oh, I'm so glad you're better!
- [Spat turns around and ignores SpongeBob]
- SpongeBob: Spatula, what's wrong?
- [Spat shakes its head]
- SpongeBob: But I didn't mean to betray you. Mr Krabs needed a replacement. Krabby patties don't flip themselves, you know. It was a moment of weakness. I'm sorry-y-y-y! Oh, what have I done? What have I done?
- [SpongeBob begins crying and rolls. As he is doing this, another SpongeBob comes up into the scene]
- SpongeBob #2: [while the real SpongeBob is sobbing on the floor] All that glitters is not gold.
- [SpongeBob is still crying, spatula wheels itself away]
- SpongeBob: Good-bye, best friend.
- [SpongeBob crawls crying all the way to the Krusty Krab kitchen]
- SpongeBob: I'll never find another spatula like him, again which means the Krusty Krab is out of business.
- [SpongeBob notices a spatula flipping patties by itself]
- SpongeBob: Spatula? You're back!
- [SpongeBob jumps for spatula in slow motion, The camera cuts to outer space]
- SpongeBob: Oh, spatula, now that we're together again, nothing will ever separate us.
- [Back at the Krusty Krab]
- Squidward: One monster Krabby Patty.
- [The same real set of hands put a bunch of meat on the grill as before]
- SpongeBob: Okay, buddy, we can do this. Ready? One, two, three. [SpongeBob's arms come off] D'oh!
- [SpongeBob laughs at the audience]
Wishing You Well (12.2)[edit]
- Mr. Krabs: [upon learning about wishing wells] Suckers throw money down a well for fun? That's the greatest scam ever!
Episode 13[edit]
New Leaf (13.1)[edit]
- [Mr Krabs walking into the Chumporium. Plankton is dusting off his knickknacks]
- Plankton: Ah. A clean snow globe is a happy snow globe. [laughs]
- Mr. Krabs: Plankton! You may have fooled everyone else, you might have even fooled yourself, but you ain't fooling me.
- Plankton: Oh, I get it. You caught me red-handed. [laughs then sighs] Those were the days, huh, Eugene?
- Mr. Krabs: Grr.
- Plankton: But I found there more to life than just trying to steal your formula. And I found it all right here in novelty items.
- Mr. Krabs: Bubkes.
- Plankton: Ah, Eugene. Stuck in your old ways.
- Mr. Krabs: Bubkes! If there's one thing certain in this world, it's that you can't resist me formula. [takes out the formula] You know you want it.
- Plankton: Thanks… but no.
- Mr. Krabs: A-ha, I knew it. [chuckles] It was all a trick to get me to hand over. Wait, did you say no?
- Plankton: Well, if you don't believe me, that's your problem not mine.
- Mr. Krabs: Problem?! I don't have a problem! You're the one with the problem! Look at this. It means nothing. It's all a facade, a hoax, a con, a front. [throws a shelf down; Plankton gasps] .A sham, a snow job. [throwing the snow globes onto the ground and breaking them] .Bologna with a side of flimflam and an order of Jive! See?! Who's the one with the problem?!
- Plankton: Look what you've done. This is my livelihood.
- Mr. Krabs: Sure it is. And this isn't the formula that you don't want. Come on, eh? Eh? Oop. Too slow. [chuckles]
- Plankton: [very angry, screaming]GEEEEEEET OOUUUUUUUT!!!
- Mr. Krabs: [gasps] Oh, I get it. Stick to your guns, and eventually we'll all believe it. Soften us up and when our backs are turned, you'll make your move. [drops the formula] Oops.
- Plankton: What's this? [groans] Hey, Krabs!
- Mr. Krabs: I knew you'd come back.
- Plankton: You forgot something. [throws the formula back at Mr. Krabs] Can't you understand I've wasted so much time chasing after you? And now I have something that's mine. And it makes me happy.
- [Plankton walks back into the Chumporium]
- Mr. Krabs: I never thought I'd see the day. What happened to the invertebrate I used to know? I don't. [cries loudly, he runs across the road and falls down crying some more]
Once Bitten (13.2)[edit]
- Fish: The mad snail disease ends now. SEIZE THE SNAIL!
Episode 14[edit]
Bummer Vacation (14.1)[edit]
- Patrick: [puts his finger in his head] Huh, I didn't even know I had an ear.
Episode 15[edit]
Squidtastic Voyage (15.1)[edit]
That's No Lady (15.2)[edit]
- Business fish: Hey! [Patrick looks around confused] Hey, you there!
- Patrick: Who, me?
- Business fish: Yes, you! GET OUTTA TOOOOWWN![Patrick, shocked, runs away screaming; the business fish stands confused before another fish comes by]Get outta town. and take a vacation to beautiful Sunny Seashores Resort! Here ya go, sir. [Shows a flier for a vacation]
Episode 16[edit]
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The Thing (16.1)[edit]
- SpongeBob: Well, Smelly, here you are. Your new home. Oh, Smelly, this is going to be great. We'll be one big happy family. Let me show you around. Here's your bed, Smelly. [muffled whimpering from Smelly] Here's your food bowl.
- Patrick: And some kibble. [pours in some food]
- SpongeBob: You can live here forever and ever. [Smelly cries] Oh, look, Pat. He's crying tears of joy. Well, Smelly, there's one more family member you haven't met. [retrieves Gary] Smelly meet Gary. [Gary sticks to Smelly] Aww, look at that Smelly, Gary likes you. [Gary screeches like a cat and attacks Smelly] Gary, no! [gets Gary off of Smelly] Gary. [Gary hisses]
- Patrick: I don't think Gary likes Smelly.
- SpongeBob: Yeah, Gary's never attacked anyone like that except Squidward. I guess Smelly can't live here.
- Patrick: Ah! He can come home with me.
- SpongeBob: That's a great idea, Patrick. You always wanted a pet. [Smelly tries to escape through the door but keeps falling down] Isn't that cute? Look how excited he is to get to your house. [opens door] Bye, Smelly, have fun at Patrick's. [Smelly tries to get into Squidward's house]
- Patrick: No, no, Smelly. Squidward doesn't like pets.
Hocus Pocus (16.2)[edit]
- Patrick: Hi, SpongeBob, whatcha doing?
- SpongeBob: I have turned poor Squidward into a frozen dessert!
- Patrick: That's awful, how tragic, poor Squidward.
- SpongeBob: This is all my fault!
- Patrick: Did you say frozen dessert? [takes the white ice cream cone out of the freezer]
- SpongeBob: Yeah, I turned him into a tasty soft-serve with a waffle cone. [cries]
- Patrick: Oh, soft serve. [licks ice cream cone]
- SpongeBob: Patrick, stop eating Squidward!
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Episode 17[edit]
Driven to Tears (17.1)[edit]
- Announcer: Congratulations. You are the one millionth person to pass the test.
- Patrick: Does this mean I win a free keychain?
Rule of Dumb (17.2)[edit]
- [Cut to Krusty Krab where SpongeBob enters with medieval clothes on]
- SpongeBob: Good townspeople, let us rejoice in welcoming our new king.
- [Patrick enters, wearing his crown and a royal cloak]
- Patrick: King needs food badly.
- Mr. Krabs: What's this all ab. [gasps. Sees Patrick's crown and dollar signs appear in his eyes] Well, well, well. What can I do for you, Patrick?
- SpongeBob: The king would like.
- Mr. Krabs: Zip it, SquarePants. I'm talking to the rich guy.
- Patrick: I'll have ten Krabby Patties, a Krabby milkshake, large fries.
- Mr. Krabs: I've got a better idea.
Episode 18[edit]
Born to be Wild (18.1)[edit]
- Mr. Krabs: Wait! Don't you wanna spend your money?
- Old man: Don't you wanna kiss the seat of my pants?
Best Frenemies (18.2)[edit]
Episode 19[edit]
The Pink Purloiner (19.1)[edit]
Squid Wood (19.2)[edit]
- SpongeBob: How about Duck, Duck, Hermit Krab? Hopscotch? Squidward Says? Steal The Bacon? Sleeping Sea Lions? Sharks and Minnows? Sink the Submarine? Kings and Queens? Mahjong? [Squidward is beginning to fume so he picks up SpongeBob and shakes him] Whoa, I've never played this game before. What's it called?
- Squidward: It's called, 'I will never play with you. EVER!!' [throws SpongeBob in a hole and moves the refrigerator over it]
Episode 20[edit]
Best Day Ever (20.1)[edit]
- Squidward: How long do we have to keep this up?
- Mr. Krabs: Just till his little heart gives out, Squidward. Just till his little heart gives out.
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The Gift of Gum (20.2)[edit]
- Robo 2.1: Greetings. I am Robo 2.1, your personal robot servant. I am proficient in providing over 250,000 creature comforts. Would you care for a pastry?
- [shoots a pastry into Patrick's mouth]
- Patrick: Yum. Sweet, hot, and juicy. SpongeBob, this is a great gift.
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